My takeaway from this past Sunday’s Super Bowl result, as composed to a few friends:
Only reason I woulda wanted New England to win was so that all those old farts from the ’72 Dolphins would SHUT THEIR COLLECTIVE TRAPS! What is it with long-retired athletes that:
— Can’t shaddap!
— Always insist THEIR era was the best/hardest/most competitive/morally superior/had better movies or whatever!
Only guy from that team that’s OK is Don Shula. Everybody else: go sip your champagne in some faraway swamp, away from desperate media whores.